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Hans Breneman is the current president of Switzerland. His private life is considerably unexplored. Though his political rule is noted as being one of extreme gambles and improper banking practices that forced the nation into such immense debt and bankruptcy their banking clients - Britain, Prussia, Austria, and Serbia - declared war on the nation to force them to recoup their losses. In addition, the ambition of Breneman lead to awkward over-extension of his power.